Lifestyle, Places

Le pari de l’été

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Blaise Pascal, mathematician and philosopher, suggested to bet on the existence of God because the possibility of an eternal life in heaven would have been a much bigger gain than the simple loss of time worshipping something that doesn’t exist over lifetime.
My bet was similar: the maximum on the Goddess within me – it’s totally Buddhist, even though I got over the everyday practice. Surviving Monaco for three months in summer, going always out and about both for partying and networking is exhausting and absolutely impossible to do if: a) you’re not on your twenties; b) you are in your twenties but you have not enough energy – in my high and picky parameters; c) you’re engaged – if you are, better to go on a desolate island in any case. I lived my age and this unique moment in my life at best.
Thank you to the old and new friends, to the brief acquaintances – everything forges a mind and nothing happens by case – and especially to my family and to my professor who gave me trust betting on this too.
I won the bet.
I’m safe and sound, with the thesis ready, a clear mind for new projects and studies, an enormous network.
And most of all, I’m happy to be back to real life!
Take out the mandates and give me more fiches!

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Food, Lifestyle

Symptoms of drunkness – a formulary

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Будь осторожен!
I don’t do drugs (I am ;)) , but let’s not forget the dangers of alcohol. Arrived at a certain level you should be conscious to stop – there’s nothing worst and less sexy than a drunk girl!

1. You lough too much;
2. You love everybody;
3. You call your ex;
4. You speak all languages;
5. You dance any kind of music;
6. You call your ex again;
7. You’d make love to everybody;
7,5. You make love to everybody;
8. I’m a F1 driver;
9. Hospital.

Prontuario dei livelli alcolici:
1. Ridi troppo;
2. Ami tutti;
3. Chiami l’ex;
4. Diventi poliglotta;
5. Balli qualsiasi cosa;
6. Richiami l’ex;
7. Faresti l’amore con chiunque;
7,5. Fai l’amore con chiunque;
7,6. Al volante sono un drago;
8. Ospedale.

Un petit formulaire de symptômes du à l’abus d’alcool:
1. Tu ries trop;
2. Tu aimes tous;
3. Tu appelles ton ex;
4. Tu deviens polyglotte;
5. Tu danses n’importe quoi;
6. Tu appelles ton ex davantage;
7. Tu ferais l’amour avec n’importe qui;
7.5. Tu fais l’amour avec n’importe qui;
8. Au volant je suis un champion de F1;
9. Hôpital.

Симптомы алкоголи:
1. Смеяться очень сильно;
2. Любить все;
3. Звонить эх;
4. Говорить все языки;
5. Танцевать все;
6. Еще звонить эх;
7. Сделали бы любовь с кем-либо;
7.5. Сделать любовь с кем-либо;
8. Чувствовать чемпион на машине;
9. Больница.

Plus, remember the rule of always go higher and never lower when you drink – eg, don’t switch from vodka to beer. Always prefer quality to quantity – your kidney will feel better for the ingredients and preparation, and you’ll look better with Crystal rather than Moët (soon to be, a rating on champagnes, to which I confess I am quite addicted). In case you cannot drink a good champagne, switch to the efficient vodka (there’s should be a rating too) – from the basic Russian standard to Belvedere, Grey Goose and the dreamy Beluga.
The best or nothing is a motto picky people should keep in mind – get drunk smartly!

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Food

Sexy burgers

I’m getting involved and picky with burgers, right now in my top ten of favourite food – peanuts, chocolate and French fries are before this. There’s much fantasy and no time to enjoy it, and this is very sexy in my opinion, to play with. I think that this is the food that makes you understand the passion of the eater with the faster efficacy: how long the meat is cooked (I want it rear and f**k whatever restaurants say it’s not possible because IT IS), the ingredients to put inside, the pickiness and the past experience, eating the bread or not, cutting it or biting it, et caetera. Passe partout in every restaurant and best choice under uncertainty as a good boyfriend, I’m not struck that the most expensive burgers are in the US but actually expanding in our lands. Here’s the rating http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/most-expensive-burgers
So burgers are the new chic, coherent, super tasty and luxurious food – deal with your wild tastes!

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Ps the most luscious I had was on the beach last year though (this year it’s not on the menu, why?), the lobster burger – even if I am a carnivore addicted to French fries:

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Lifestyle

Mandati di fidanzamento 2.0

Argomento scottante da affrontare con filosofia spicciola su come l’estate deve essere vissuta in questa età meravigliosa: in estate i mandati di fidanzamento sono chiusi in un cassetto e aspettano di essere firmati soltanto a inizio autunno. Reso semplice e ancora più comprensibile: è severamente vietato fidanzarsi in estate. Per me è severamente vietato perdere tempo in una relazione in ogni caso, se non porta a niente di valido. Anni di vita comune possono finire in un attimo, e cosa resta poi? Solitamente quando è archiviata permangono i ricordi negativi, e ci si rende conto che non era proprio necessario stare insieme. Voglio preservarmi dal fare questa fine e ringrazio il cielo di essermi liberata dalla zavorra del fidanzamento ed essere stata così decisa da non ricrearmela, consapevole della fortuna che ho ad essermene resa conto nel fiore della mia gioventù. Tutto al giorno d’oggi è più facile e ci sono meno tabù quindi abbiamo il dovere di selezionare al meglio un partner ed esigere il massimo. Sono convinta che si sente subito se è la persona con cui si vuole passare il resto della propria vita, e il campo di battaglia non è una relazione libera da ogni vincolo contrattuale serio – ricordo che i mandati di fidanzamento richiedono solitamente cose noiose come comprensione, sostegno e fedeltà senza garanzie dalla controparte. L’amore è una droga e in quanto tale irrazionale; ma se così è deve essere magico e non ridursi alla banalità. Dobbiamo essere liberi di sperimentare, conoscere e realizzarsi per poi dare il meglio di sé quando si sente di aver trovato il punto di arrivo – e di fine. Solo dopo essersi sfogati e realizzati non ci sentiremo in preda alla frustrazione. E credo non ci sia niente di peggio che trovarsi nella stagione più succulenta, libera e insouciante con un accollo che determina orari che non dovrebbero esistere e magari si ingelosisce pure se ti metti in topless sulla spiaggia. E’ il momento in cui si conosce con facilità; e allora conosciamo, ed eventualmente verso settembre formalizziamo. Ovviamente ci sono delle eccezioni affascinanti che eventualmente rapiscono – nel vero senso della parola – per settimane, o una vita se prendono il volo verso Las Vegas per un matrimonio efficiente. E anche in questo caso, si può omologare o meno una volta rientrati dagli States, e solo una volta chiaritane l’efficienza stressarsi per fare celebrazioni in pompa magna.
Non c’è limite a niente, e rimandare il momento fatale è un dramma.
Non voglio spaventare nessuno, solo essere chiara prima di illudere perché quando deciderò di legarmi IO sarò convinta fino all’ultima parte di me che sarò dove voglio essere, e voglio solo quell’uomo sul pianeta, voglio svegliarmi e vedere solo il suo viso, essere coccolata – sonno e coccole sono elementi pesantissimi, che non si buttano via perché è indubbiamente gradevole alzarsi soli nel silenzio e magari con sottofondo di musica classica sorseggiare un caffè facendo un riepilogo degli affari correnti. Basta essere sinceri con sé stessi e di conseguenza con gli altri…
Rido quando sento discorsi sulle età e piani per i momenti cruciali – matrimoni, figli etc – dalle mie simili (ne ho, di simili?). Vivendo consapevoli del potere di bellezza e gioventù (cit. da The big Kahuna) non ci resta che approfittare di ciò che il mondo offre e rendersi conto che queste doti naturali vanno condivise solo in determinati momenti con chi davvero se lo merita… Il tempo e l’intensità sono relativi. Adesso lasciamo scivolare gli incontri come le onde: salate, piccanti, travolgenti ed effimere. Perché tutto passa e ho il tempo di lasciar passare nell’estrema giovinezza, salvo il piacere effimero dell’esistenza – perpetuato da questa volontà di vivere – tornerò su Schopenhauer e questo simpatico cinismo.

It’s severely prohibited to get engaged in summer.

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Lifestyle, Places

Post Dysfunctional Scriptum

Will I ever be back?
Of course, for the thesis…
But then?
I got an abnormal disease – common to locals here though; I feel anxious (more than usual) and mad when I get out of those 2km2 place, a part from my beach that is anyway an annex and my house, that means Cap d’Ail, just next to this very beach.
My life is here, so not writing was just an excuse to say “I am too busy having the time of my life”: a 22 years old breaking free butterfly – or as my prof calls me, “a crazy horse in the field” – in the most wanted part of the Universe.
I should share, sometimes I will. You don’t deserve to be abandoned, I am so lucky I should keep on with the law of attraction!
Looking the stats showing that I am viewed all over the outside world makes me proud..!!
I’ve just casually checked wordpress and seen visitors from Georgia, Monaco, France, Italy, Czech Republic…and it was not a crowded day. So keep on sharing my functional thoughts and my fabulous life of a rich girl – and by rich I mean “di spirito”, because only by this comes everything else. Law of attraction calling..!!!

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Welcome to the life of the Rich and Dysfunctional

I didn’t want to write on this ambitious, senseless/meaningful corner until I was back to the peninsula Italiana as I was pretty busy writing the much more meaningful and revolutionary thesis – did you know that Nietzsche wrote his “So spoke Zarathustra” in Eze? – and much also starting a personal TOP SECRET romance while reading some Russian writers and ending Jordan Belfort’s “The wolf of Wall Street”. Ending it before starting to deep into the very life of the place left alone by the parents was seriously enlightening. In fact, this post bears an expression of the Wolf. Friends, followers and owers friends my life is supposed to be back to normal – which means 3 meals in regular times and some text messages as from the secret contract of parenthood – my extremely amazing stunning fantagenitori…. I wanted to share publicly what I learnt in this depraved (thanks JB again) place while flying free here and there without even a car – in fact I am walking home right now after a fast drive in the Mediterranean Sea. It is a matter of survival: distinguish the Wolf, the aspiring Wolf, the Hopeless, the Miserable. There’s a Normal category but it depends by your points of view and in mine whoever lives here or even attend here cannot be considered like that. In fact, like in Pareto’s law, the few that makes it are automatically geniuses and differently from the original Wolf they don’t even need to abuse drugs – this is heaven, if you consider Crystal and Dom Perignon something hurtful giving addiction and of what you can abuse, so yeah probably you might want to be in the place. Actually it’s considered disgusting drinking and be out of control, business and reputation are the very core here. If you show up and tell bullshits, you fuck visibly around and you get drunk very often (or the 3 together) and you ask too many questions or you give too many details about your life you’ll go automatically from aspiring or hopeless to miserable. Here’s competitive, you can achieve great results and/or money to live well off easily – as easy is to lose everything as well. The same with marriages. I actually received some proposals on both kind of works – pro and household – as it is fashion. But actually, is it that worth? To that I answer – YES. Life is a surprise, life deserve not to be about continuous complain as it is in all the rest of the world! Work, taxes, politics, scandals and money, family, problems, school, anger, tiresome and ENVY against whoever makes it and complaints against the home nation and how it would be great to live elsewhere. I had to experience it and make great home fights to experience and truly understand. Parents are dumb of course, appearance is about many miserables and escorts – but it’s not the whole vision, it is just a part of it to be aware of. And to be aware of, you have to survive those kind of depravity. As it is to survive envious boring normal average people. Excuses to my friends, followers, relatives, grandma: you call me crazy and don’t take advantage of my generosity in inviting you to experience so here’s my confession. Your normality is probably my killer and my saver. Life is more positivity than negativity and the latter must be overthrown – so overthrow your conceptions and live smartly! Because heaven cannot be joined easily – there’s still to resist temptation… And wherever temptation is abundant is much more interesting 😉

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